An Opinion- well, more of a satire.
On November 4th, our illustrious Town Council announced the Town’s new slogan “Where the Wild West Lives” with a picture of a woman wearing an 8” barrel six shooter and an equally impressive Bowie knife strapped around her non-existent hips.
Are we talkin’ transgender or just phallic symbols because the timing couldn’t be more coincidental, with Lou Reed’s recent demise. Yeah sugah, take a Walk on the Wild Side.
In other words, New Yorkers and others living in the fast lane may interpret Cave Creek’s slogan with a slightly different twist. But perhaps that’s what the seven men who comprise the Town Council intended? I mean, really. Wild? Scottsdale has Jenna Jameson. Scottsdale has the Lingerie Bowl. We have guys riding… bulls.
Yeah, the pictures look great in the Chronicle…but what’s the last laugh? A pink cowboy hat for Mayor Lane? Hmmm. Maybe Usama and Sorchych should open a gay bar and call it the Closet. Or the The Cowboy. Hoeppner can “brand” it. La Mar and Williams can be the bartenders. With Usama unemployed and the Sonoran News not making any money, Donny’s Boy and the Dog Catcher might find their pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
McGuire and Bunch can be their “bouncers.” Bouncer– isn’t that a form of recall? Just curious- not ambiguous, but wondering was McGuire really looking to link Sorchych with Zenger or was Tom coming out and supporting the Chronicle, and the Carefree Truth, and well– us??? If so, thanks Tom, but next time- talk to us first and we’ll help you with your script, cuz your speech kinda sucked. No pun intended. 🙂